Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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