we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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