Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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