They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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