whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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