its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you win again, gameday.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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