Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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