Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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