When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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