This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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