To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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