oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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