does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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