Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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