Walk of Shame. In a state park.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha