you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice