Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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