You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/