May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need to calm my uterus...
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?