is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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