Just fell off a train. Bad.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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