oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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