he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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