My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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