When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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