eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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