yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you remember whose house we're in?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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