i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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