For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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