This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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