Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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