I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he shaved USA in his pubs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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