Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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