i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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