But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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