sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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