Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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