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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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