just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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