i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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