Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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