i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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