Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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