Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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