I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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