This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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