I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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