I think i peed on brittanys purse
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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