i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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