About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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