i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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