My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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