I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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