break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I love you.
Bad choice
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