so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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