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forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. http://tfl.nu/kw3s

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this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

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you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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(204): this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol (1-204): you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on http://tfl.nu/g8v3

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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(941): you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt? http://tfl.nu/kuku

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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

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(401): Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night. http://tfl.nu/eotk

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(559): View more from California

Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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(559): Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE http://tfl.nu/d6tf

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(416): View more from Ontario

I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.

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(416): I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover. http://tfl.nu/3ouv

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(540): View more from Virginia

Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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(540): Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice http://tfl.nu/euqp

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(314): View more from Missouri

i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating

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(314): i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating http://tfl.nu/x9qt

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(301): View more from Maryland

There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting

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(301): There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting http://tfl.nu/c2mi

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(843): View more from South Carolina

GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.

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(843): GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head. http://tfl.nu/4n4o

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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.

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(705): I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon. http://tfl.nu/humv

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.

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(765): Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. http://tfl.nu/ym4c

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(616): View more from Michigan

what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?

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i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.

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(616): what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place? (1-616): i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day. http://tfl.nu/ba7u

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.

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Exactly how many...is TOO many?

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(814): He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it. (1-814): Exactly how many...is TOO many? http://tfl.nu/64i7

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(206): View more from Washington

So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...

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The subtweets were good enough

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(206): So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook... (425): The subtweets were good enough http://tfl.nu/71sc

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