You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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