i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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