Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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