No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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