i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize