That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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