Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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